HOW ABOUT SOME RELAXATION?

As we know, times are hard in the astral lately, but despite "anti-duality" and "anti-bot/spy" rules from the Astral Illuminati Cabal, the joyful healthy molecules of the Consciousness That Be™ is still raining upon us poor 3D humans, lost in denial — also known as DENILE, the original secret name of the river that licks Egypt —, and stubborn critical thinking.

Fortunately, the Astral sometimes, just like the old God from the Bible, throws us a piece of Heaven to restore our faith and enlighten our ever seeking hearts.

Found by a channeler on his way back from Sirius B, in some astral magazine she was reading while waiting for the next lightship to board selected top cherries passengers, here's a hopeful ad that sure will bring peace upon Moma Earth.

I've been trying to call all day, but the lines are perpetually engaged.
What a success! Wait. Did I say success?
OMG that's proof President Obama will include it in his disclosure discourse set to happen sometime this Spring according to various reliable sources from the EsOhEE network.

New Rule On SOE : ANALYSIS OF A CULT

Following the decreed of a new rule on Saviors Of Earth, I believe it is necessary to point out what "Light & Love" currently finds its roots in, in the SOE dick-tionary.

• "Saviors of Earth has a strong anti-duality policy."

Duality (dualitas) comes from Latin: dualis — from duo (two).
A strong anti-duality policy thus denotes a clear will for one-sided, exclusive idealism, which is also clearly expressed in the countless teachings glorifying the self:

[ from the last channeling session: “Five Souls of Arcturian Inner Self Channeling - Feb. 21st" by Brad Johnson ]:

“ I matter. I matter.
I am here for ME.
I AM.
I am IZNESS
I am SOURCE. ”

Please note: Fascism is a radical authoritarian nationalist ideology focused on solving (read: Saving) economic, political, and social problems that its supporters (read: Lightworkers) see as causing national decline or decadence (read: Duality).
In the current context: this accurately describes Saviors of Earth.



• "Chat, Blog articles, forum posts and comment posts based on personal political agendas influencing criticism based upon this website, the network creator, administration staff and SoE members is strictly prohibited."

A political agenda clearly describes a program of things to be done or problems to be addressed relating to the government or public affairs of a country, or to the ideas or strategies of a particular party or group.

In the current context: any chat, blog article, forum post and comment that aims at discussing things to be done, problems to be addressed/corrected or ideas (in other words — personal thinking) in the realm of SOE is strictly prohibited. NO critics allowed.

Please note: Fascist governments permanently forbid and suppress all criticism and opposition to the government (read SOE Creator and Admin Team) and the fascist movement (read Saviors Of Earth).



• "SoE will no longer tolerate this creation of duality between such parties. Creation of such content aforementioned will result in the content being immediately deleted from Saviors of Earth and the offender will be given one warning. Failure to comply with this warning and any attempts to re-apply the content in question will result in the offender becoming permanently banned from Saviors of Earth."

Group thinking is favored rather than individual’s. Any post denoting any individual thinking that doesn’t praise, glorify, honor the one-sided, exclusive idealism of SOE shall be censored.
Any attempt at having one’s opinion re-posted shall imply banning (read: excommunication).

Please note: Fascist movements oppose any ideology or political system that gives direct political power to people as individuals rather than as a collective nation (read: SOE) or race (read: Lightworkers).



• "Saviors of Earth is based on a light and love relationship, and we wish to keep it that way to avoid personal conflicts with members, staff and the website in general.
Positivity is key.
Criticism based on topics posted is acceptable as long as it is respectable without any form of negativity towards the author of the post or article."

In clear, constructive quality is announced as key, critics are accepted as long as they do not disapprove, denounce, condemn, give bad press to both the article and its author.

In brief: critics are acceptable as long as they praise, worship, glorify, honor, give thanks to the article and its author. Which makes no sense at all.

The rule should read: Praise is the only acceptable form of comment or writing.


CONCLUSION: WELCOME TO THE IVth REICH, THE FATHERLAND OF SAVIORS OF EARTH.



SOE has now clearly become an unhealthy, unsafe psychologically destructive CULT whose attribute fits:

1. A charismatic leader, who increasingly becomes an object of worship as the general principles that
may have originally sustained the group lose power.

2. A process [is in use] call[ed] coercive persuasion or thought reform.

3. Sexual, and other exploitation, forthcoming economical of group members by the leader and the
ruling team.


With a leader publishing such rules as the one just discussed, it is safe to say that rooted in a clear inferiority complex by its leader (numerous past failures at any attempt to gain fame and fortune), the ideological roots of the SOE cult, like nazism, draws from 19th century idealism as well as an uncanny similarity to “breeding upwards toward the goal of an Übermensch (“superhuman”)”.

Indeed, hammering the followers with stances such as “You Are Gods” and looping promises of Ascension — the latter being clearly reminiscent of other known UFO cults —, only highlights the controversial unsafe grounds of this cult’s foundations.

There seems to be a typical mindset within most destructive cults.
This is often characterized by black and white thinking, a low tolerance of ambiguity and a relentlessly judgmental attitude.

Members of such a group often think in "we, they" opposing terms regarding those outside their group.
This mindset frequently produces feelings of superiority and/or spiritual elitism, claims of supposed "persecution" and unreasonable fears.
These fears typically concern the outside world and the consequences of disagreeing with the group.

Most often destructive cults, groups and/or leaders are able to shape a mindset based upon control of communication, association, and information through hyperactivity and/or isolation.
This in turn provides the basis for further control of behavior, emotions and thinking, which has been called "mind control." This is frequently a gradual step-by-step process that includes facets of psychological persuasion and the principles of influence.

Information is controlled in many cults by creating strict rules and/or guidelines and often even restricting associations with anyone who might express independent ideas, doubts or negative feelings about the group.
The group and its leader(s) thus may become much like a filter, supposedly needed to help eliminate the "negativity" and “duality” of the outside world.

When people are busy with group activities there may be little if any meaningful time away from the group, except for work, school or sleep. Group members are thus often cut off and isolated from any outside frame of reference or objective feedback. They become constrained through their largely exclusive associations within the group, this may also include being substantially removed from family and friends.
All these factors can create a kind of vacuum regarding any meaningful critical analysis. And then the group and/or its leadership fills that vacuum with its own perspective and agenda.

Essentially, coercive persuasion relies largely upon thought reform techniques and may also utilize unreasonable fear to compel people to change.
Through such a process many can be changed without their knowledge and/or informed consent. This is done in a rigid way that frequently precludes any meaningful exchange of ideas, is fairly one-sided and seems to have little respect for differences.

Many dictators have historically been labeled as "megalomaniacs" and "psychopaths."
They are not unlike destructive cult leaders, who often have messianic pretensions and delusions about world influence.
Movements such as Nazism, Stalinism and Maoist China can be seen as cults. Hitler, Stalin and Mao were all charismatic leaders who increasingly became an object of worship. These leaders also employed obvious thought reform techniques and exploited their followers.

In the United States during the "Red Scare" of the 50s there was a mindset that came be known as "McCarthyism." During that bleak era of American history Senator Joseph McCarthy dominated and profoundly influenced the thinking of a nation. This mindset produced overwhelming intimidation, information control, propaganda and unreasonable fear.

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM.

ASCENSION IS NOW !

As soon as all the major news channels (not the psychics, the TV networks) reported Clinton Doherty was missing, a wave of fear, worriment and stupor blazed up the 144 billion faithful hardcore apostles of the new religion, Saviors of Earth, revealed to this world a couple months ago by its messiah Brad Jewawan Johnson.

As we all know, Brad and Clinton are, in the picture, sat on The Source’s right and left sides, representing the Arcturian Trinity — an upgraded version of Jesus and the Holy Spirit sat by God in the archaic Christian Holy Trinity.

Against all odds (but not so odd), Clinton just vanished, taking with him all his teachings, removing all parables, prayers and meditations. Snap! It wasn’t a milliarcturian second and it was all gone in the cyberspace’s black hole flush. Of course, many will say: “So what?”
SO WHAT??? Well, picture this: imagine the buddy Jesus coming down, gathering every Dead Sea scroll and mystica tabvlæ, the Holy Bible and all his junk, setting it ablaze, giving the pope a holy finger, and whoops: back to the future!

But thank the Heavenly Holy Matrix (blessed be her name), the Saviors of Earth have always granted us far better twists and turns than the old 3D religion.
When it took Jesus 3 days — I imagine there was a symbolic clue, there, as regards to our third dimensional plane —, to go undead (a term later used by Bela Lugosi), it took less than 24 hours for Clinton Doherty to manifest his beyond-5th-D-self back, although our reporters assume this is for a short period of time.

We learn, in an epilog epitaph-like, simply titled “Hey guys”, that Clinton has gone through 3 days of complete chaos. If only for that, we can easily see the parallel with the Nazarene’s 3 days of “death” before the first ever documented Ascension in History.
We can only assume the clock is ticking, melting like a Dali broach: ASCENSION IS IMMINENT.

We have further proofs of it since a few Elohims and highly evolved people have already started ascending for the last few days. Besides, it is also confirmed by Brad Jewawan Johnson in a public statement, announcing the world as we know it that the great war between the Light and the Darkness is over, and that of course, the Light won. Furthermore, Brad explicitly insists the Ascension process is about to begin. It is obviously true, then. If Brad says so, it is so.

At least, the greedy, painfully greedy and ungrateful donators who PayPal’d Brother Clinton may have hopes to be refunded, though it is still unclear. “I have spoken to 2 of the four that have sent money already ok”, says Clinton. “I will spk the other 2 when I see them”.

So, Toto is not going to Kansas anymore — sorry, I mean, Clinton is not going to Canada anymore. “No more teaching for me”, he says, “[…] do not worry about me ok. Worry about yourselfs. I have completed what I have come for. […] It sover for me. Done”.

We’ll notice that through time, and against any theory of evolution, heavenly messiahs have become slightly less eloquent with a tendency to ignore proper diction and spelling — which obviously clearly shows we really should not concern our blessed selves with such things. The hell with it! Ascension is all, was all, and shall be all.

Interestingly enough, unlike the sexy thirty-something when he said — once pinned on the double axis, 2D style —, “I have overcome this world”, here, in Clinton’s Transfiguration case, we can’t miss his eyebrow tickling words: “Worry about yourselfs”.

Maybe — despite all reassuring loving words from Brad Jewawan —, maybe the Ascension process won’t be that jolly and the people from this planet should REALLY worry. Will the Great Harvest leave bloody trails on an already overbloody soaked soil?
Time will tell us.
Five days. Five days before the world ascends.

It is still a bit confusing and the schedule has to be confirmed though.

One source, namely some Daniel Bizzell (whoever the fuck that is), reveals a machine that was supposed to “restart Time” has been literally smashed in thousands of pieces and that Ascension will take place in 5 days, on February 10th, according to the report made yesterday.

Another source, namely Brad Jewawan Johnson, reveals “before the end of this calendar year, 2009” Ascension will take place. He is actually floating in the astral several hours a day (and night) in order to clear the skies from any chemtrail, so then the lightships can appear safely in our skies. A very brave and highly important mission, indeed. Oh, and we should also salute Brad’s ego-less, tough and Christic decision NOT to ascend together with the Elohim and Clinton and the few chosen ones just yet. Really, what a dose of Love and dedication it is!

Private astrologists to King Solomon and King Thoth are even more precise, timing it at 7:25 am on Frebruary 14th, Valentine’s Day. Who could ask for a more appropriate time, really?


Now, let me go backwards in time a bit, let me think… Try to have a look at the big picture — another one image also loved and used extensively by the Kabbalah Center, by the way.

So… A long, long time ago God worked his ass off on Light and everything. Then, He created Adam and, since Interactive Lifeforms™ were not around yet, out of Adam’s rib, He created Eve.
He took a pause and had a few drinks together with The Source of All That Is (a better version of His Almighty Self from the parabolic Arcturian tetrauniverse, loaded with the famous Intel Kryon™ 777 bazillion Mhz octo-core processor).
You know guys…
That’s one for the money, one for the road, and…
That’s when things went slightly out of hand.

So, Adam knew Eve — that’s an archaic, hiding-behind-a-towel expression meaning they had a good fuck —, and they had baby Abel and baby Cain. Great.
The boys grew up and the next thing we know, the face of the Earth is populated…
Hmm… Things that make you go… Hmm…

Boy + Girl = boy / boy >>> Boy + Boy = Populated Earth, children, grand children, great grand children and me and you and everyone.

Hmm… Hmm… THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO FUCKING… HMMMMM!

Seriously! After such a Holy Grand Screw Up, how do you want, more than 2000 years later, that we still make some sense?

No wonder why we end up on the verge of yet another Kool-Aid episode with enlightened wabbits such as Brad, Clinton, BlowSome Goodchild and their peers.

No wonder everyone is confused in the highest spheres and gay marriage is such a controversy!
Could you imagine, ANOTHER Boy + Boy thing taking place? Oh my! Oh my! Better a total nuclear war, really.

This said, in my incommensurable dark cabal wisdom, I’m offering you the ideal tool for Ascension. Indeed, my dark army, my beloved Dark Psychic Team is bleeding to death. So, I am turning to the Light. I surrender. I give you the best present ever for a sober, safe experience of going high (see below).

ASCENSION IS NOW!

And if anyone asks or do not believe you, tell them a hookah, smoking caterpillar has given you the call. When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the Dark Queer’s off with her head, remember what the dormouse said:

FEED YOUR HEAD!
(and not only).

BREAKING NEWS: MESSAGE FROM THE ALL BEING CLINTON

KrPSHHH… BLEEPZZZZ… KRRAFSHRRRZZZ… HMMMM… HMMMM…

My dear ones,

Kssshhhhhh… It is me… Clinton… I have ascended. It may seem strange to you but I have choose Dom to beam my channel on Earth for the remaining days, 5 DAYS before you ALL ascend. Dom was a dark Psychic, the Head of the Illuminati! In mye ascension I have cenvertted him.

I am now in 5th Dimension with Negrita and we are making babies galaxies to rebuild the NEW WORLD. With your money we could stop for a drink in Cabo San Luca, hang out with the dork chicks there. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

NOW, Brad is gonna dissolvey his soul over the Earth for the next few days, to clean the skyes from any chemical the lightships will come and take you all to my reamls.

THE ARMY OF GODe(*) IS AT HAND!


Krrrsssh Blleeeepz Krsssssssshnapz…

Ok, I'm back guys. It's Dom. WHOA! I don't know what just happened to me. I'm feeling soooooo great guys.
I'm changed. All the dark energy is out of me. I feel I have a very important message to deliver to the world for the next few days guys! I'll need your support. For LOVE, for the LIGHT!

I'm gonna post my PayPal info so you can help and you won't regret it!

WE'RE GONNA ASCEND GUYS!!! THIS IS HAPPENING!!!



(*) Gode is the French street guerilla word for dildo.

THE END IS NEAR

CHEERS!
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THE LYRA/EARTH CONNECTION : SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT AND… GOING GAY

If nothing special happened on the once very awaited October 14th 2008, it has been nothing but a nearly speed of light evolution for SoE founder and now new age author/channeler Brad Johnson.

“The Lyra/Earth Connection” was announced on Brad’s website, Saviors of Earth, and promised to be quite something, being written over a week period or so. There was no teaser video for it, but an Official Launch Trailer is now on the air.

It was wise no teaser was made because watching that trailer is rather amusing and even a little disturbing. Not only are we graced again with the dramatic anthem from Brad’s videos, but this time, a little play with the pitch shift makes it even more dramatic. The soundtrack itself endures it quite nicely, but the voiceover, alas, does not survive it at all. At best, it is close to quite a good rendering of listening to one’s own thoughts while on a psilocybin trip…

But now that I have read Brad’s book, I would say that trailer offers a good idea of what can be expected from his first opus: a slow motion frame into 38 pages you could nearly swear they were 320.

Do not get me wrong, I am not implying that book is boring. It has actually quite an interesting underlying framework. But I guess if one squirts oneself up there high by the kite, or maybe as far as beyond Pluto, one might enjoy “The Lyra/Earth Connection” as it was meant.

Quite frankly, this booklet should be advertised as “For Hardcore Fanbase Only”. Despite all attempts to swim through it, typos, grammatical errors, repetitions and overall very little care for proofreading made it a rather harsh read.
I would not mind so much if it wasn’t presented as an e-book — that sole term wrongly justifying the short pagination —, but as a booklet of notes.
But it’s free and it was written quickly, so…

On the content itself, my general feeling is that with some rewriting there might be some matter here for an episode of Stargate Atlantis, but not enough to start anything such as “a major shift in human consciousness”.
“The Lyra/Earth Connection” might even sound like a revelation to some, it is nothing more than a (rightfully qualified) utopian line which of utopian only has the flavor. Like ALL UFO-related channelings — and overall intergalactic knowledge —, these pages are floating among inconsistencies and contradictions that only show the channeler’s struggles in denial and vaporous rainbow aquarelles of private fantasies, pointing to a chronic inability to face reality, screaming both an asocial disorder and desperate need of belonging. Chess piece, lost on a Monopoly board, expecting the next Cluedo hint. That’s why the most interesting part, I think, remains within the first six pages. They indeed are shedding more light on Brad and revealing the true essence of the SoE project… More on that in another article.

It would show quite a narrow mind and high dosage of pretentiousness to deny the possibility of extra-terrestrial life. Now, turning the idea into a whole intergalactic circus of “Game Masters”’ agenda is amusing… for a while.

I do not believe in channelings. I mean, I do not buy their nature. I believe they exist in the sense such written pieces are manifested by their authors, but… not much beyond that.
Channelings are a contemporary version of ancient tribal folklore, where the shaman or sorcerer would gain the “power” to whatever animal-spirit they’d worship. They would often wear clothing and attributes to the animal-spirit: feathers, horns, tails… Such rituals often implied the shaman either eating/ingesting parts of the animal, like its heart, for example, or drinking potions made from them — when it was not drinking their urine, or just hallucinogen plants that would “connect” him to the beast’s spirit. Once performed, the ritual was said to grant the shaman with skills and he would be able to predict where the next hunting should take place, etc.

Channeling is the modern day heritage of such beliefs. It really started in the late 19th century with Allan Kardec. It was only the babbling to it and it’s only bathed with the late 60’s psychedelic counter-culture that it took the form we speak of to this day. Initially reminiscent of spiritualism and spiritism, it grew another branch when a few psychics gone UFO started channeling aliens and other intergalactic beings.

To me, channelings may just be nothing more than a (sometimes) colorful imagination put in words, reeking cheap wisdom and metallic paranormal. I do think though, that they are a very interesting psychologic map, if you like, to the channeler’s true self, telling more about his/her hopes, insecurities and needs rather than delivering any intergalactic message.

“It’s not really so much about wondering where the authenticity is, it’s truly about the message delivered”, writes Brad. That would be quite correct actually. But then, why not just write an essay, a book, a novel even, and express one’s message without necessarily label it “channeling”? Of course, the label adds to the mystery — it is the crystal ball of Madam Irma… Why just not write a single note: “Help me, I’m scared”?
It is the reader’s “resonance and choice of adapting what is said into their own truth”: obviously, the own truth concept prevails. But apart from being the best alibi to free speech, I do not really see any valid core to it, simply because it is in itself so full of contradiction and… duality. A notion every lightworker seems to crave, running away from as passionately as vampires do run away from garlic and holy water. Nonetheless, suffice it to have a neutral look — not even skeptic, just neutral —, at the post 10-14-08 community to realize that they are just yet another branch of that very duality and very social model it was belched from (I was about to write :cloned from). Like Mr. Nidle claimed in the late 90’s that the end of the world indeed occurred but only the human race was not aware of it, we’ll hear someday our lightworkers claiming the long-awaited ascension has happened, only we — damn 3D lower density 0.5 watts brainless dudes —, chose to be blind to it.

It is one thing to claim not being a leader, it is another nonetheless, teaching and delivering truths (though underlined “my own”) carefully denying any responsibility. I tell you that the sky is pink and you can use your free will to see it blue: it just shows you need upgrade your eyes to a higher consciousness that I bathe in. I am not saying you are wrong seeing the sky blue. I am just saying I am right seeing it pink…

One thing Brad and lightworkers are right about, their sole link to Truth, is that indeed, all answers are within. But that is true as long as one ACCEPTS to acknowledge and recognize that this very Truth can only be the peaceful embrace to duality. As I already wrote in previous articles, how would any light be, without any darkness? How would a mirror reflect you, if you were not there?

Man always had a problem with truth. Man always had a problem dealing with it. That’s where religions are born from. Then Man realized what a great tool they could be, religions, beliefs (including political), cults — to have a grip on one’s fellow man, keep some order in an otherwise chaotic painting.
Like a sperm ignites the division of the female egg, the virus was instilled into ours own hearts. It was there all along. Microscopic. Macroscopic. In. Out. Black. White.
It wasn’t some act out from any dark agenda, not any mysterious intergalactic scheme: just the face of fear, really. The sole idea of considering existence as a beautiful random thing was always too scary, maddening even. Then gods and goddesses, masters and enlightened beings showed up like the ideal teddy bear.

At times, duality sounds a lot like creation and life, it seems…

But of course, I’ll be regarded as a hardcore skeptic, living in fear and denial (at best), or, like it’s been said quite a few times by different SoE members, just “one-of-them-dark-psychic-Illuminati” (at worse). I guess my resonance must be close to the vibration of a dead horse and my “own truth” as rich as a birthday cake made out of shaving foam…

I have read Brad is hoping for a space on Coast 2 Coast, in hopes to deliver his important message to the world. Considering these few pages I have in hand, I would just advise to possibly be a little careful, if he expects anything but ridicule. J.Z. Knight, Sheldan Nidle, Blossom Goodchild and the likes have been very careful crafting their package. They obviously did not snap it within a week…

But I have no doubt that with some efforts, some self-publishing and use of a couple marketing techniques one really can create one’s own reality, and even sell it to the world.

Anyhow, “The Lyra/Earth Connection” will no doubt be very comforting to some SoE members — though I suspect many have started to raise eyebrows for a while, their own resonance getting slightly out of tune with the galactic family anthem —, stranger things have happened:

THE FUTURE IS HERE! (and the glowing red dot too)

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